January 2009
The year of the food jokes
In case you are not following my twitter and my friend Josh’s twitter, we have taken it upon ourselves to serve the whole of the internet with 730 jokes by way of one joke a day, each. I am telling jokes about my favorite of foods, hamburgers, and Josh is telling jokes about one of his favorite foods, Pizza.
Now, here’s a recap of my first 12 jokes:
Q: Who’s every hamburger’s favorite pop star?
A: Britney Dill Spears
Q: Who’s every German Hamburger’s least favorite sportscaster?
A: John Madden Cowwen
Q: What’d they call it when the boxer was tied by his limbs to 4 horses?
A: A Quartered Pounder
Q: In Hamburger Hollywood, who should win the Oscar every year for best supporting actor?
A: Kevin Bacon
Q: What’s the official candy of Burgertown?
A: Whoppers
Q: What’s the saddest Cheeseburger?
A: A Bleu Cheeseburger
Q: Why don’t vampires like Hamburgers?
A: Because in some regions, they are known as Stake Sandwiches!
Q: What’s the official food of Georgia?
A: A Macon Cheeseburger
Q: Why was princess Leia called a meathead?
A: Because of that slab of meat between her buns
Q: Who’s every citizen of burgertown’s favorite Street Fighter 2 character
A: M. Bison
Q: What happens when you tell a burger two conflicting things?
A: It becomes a buffaloed burger (definition of the verb “buffalo”)
Q: What do you call a bad hamburger in a mall?
A: A SinnerBun
In the coming weeks, look forward to Theme Weeks, and of course, the first 7 days of February will be feb flip where I tell pizza jokes and Josh tells burger jokes!